A moment of silence for the days when I would slit every pair of jeans under the butt. So many expensive jeans trashed. Looked so trashy.

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thedaddynacho:

if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later.

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This is some hipster bullshit.

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When you’re actually too tired to eat your cereal…

WUT.

bigstupidbaby:

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could of handled the situation betterĀ 

Could have.

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phosphorescentt:

life goals:

independence
intelligence
financial stability
cute face
cute butt
a little scary

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HELL YES I AM GONNA WATCH TWILIGHT MOVIES

FUCK WITH ME

So a “large” nacho at our favorite Mexican joint feeds Dustin and I for dinner, AND we each have a FULL takeout box of leftovers. #wow #suchfood